Decided to get commercial. Draw somethign the kids will like. Put that shit on lucnboxes. T-shirts- Time to make some Ca$h

When you glance down at your casual doodles and see this - it's probably time to quit your job.

FANG SQUAT PUBLISHING HOUSE - My Corporate Empire expands.

Pretty sure there's hella $$$$$ to be made in the field of deeply nerdy satirical skateboarding in jokes cartoons. I might as well quite my job now.

A cartoon I drew that only 0.000000001% of the population will actually get is featured in this months KingShit magazine

http://www.kingshit.org/article.php?entry_id=264

I'm super into very specific injoke cartoons.
Right, I'm off to make some hilarious satirical cartoons on cross stitching technique and pitch them to "Knitting Weekly".

My Short Self Help Book: Punch Yourself In The Face. And Then Just Get On With Life.

WE ARE STILL

SORRY I BURNED DOWN OUR HOUSE, I GUESS. BUT TRUTH IS, THIS IS I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY.

Commercial Break: Ad For Mancrush Skateboards. YOU NEED US IN YOUR LIVES.

Flyer for "Tweet Tweet" nightclub (Rejected and restraining order invoked)

I DREW A FLYER FOR A CLUB NIGHT CALLED "TWEET TWEET" (IT WAS REJECTED)

COMMERCIAL BREAK - My Ad for Mancrush Skateboards

Gone for now

Sorry, only just found an internet cafe with blogspot.

No drawings for a while as I am off exploring.

Currently in Syria.

Here is my observation on Syria: I have only seen 2 dogs the entire trip.

You Are A Seperate Distant Land Mass. I Am Grinning Continental Drift.

You Are A Mountain Top Dissapearing Into Clouds. I Am Ropes, Climbing Shoes And A Missplaced Desire To Place Flags At Altitude.

3 CLASSIC JOKES ABOUT LONLINESS

You Are A Irrepressable Wish To Somehow Be Part Of The Sky And The Clouds. I Am A Kite.

I Am An Electricly Charged Cloud. You Are A Church Spire In The Rain.

You Are The Peer Pressured Bravery Of A Ten Year Old Boy. I Am The Highest Diving Board.

I Am A Thermal Current. You Are A Twitching Wing

I Am The Fire In The Centre Of The Earth. You Are An Ambitious Child Digging A Hole Which Will Never Reach Me.

I Am A Tornado. You Are A Flimsy Shack.

Pointing urgently at nothing in particular

All of us dressed in denim, en route to le disco

next week they're closing the internet for week, just to see how it feels.

22 MAY. 2006 YEARS AFTER YEAR 0000

Hello. You probably came from PSFC which is so good it makes me ache and roll on the ground like a man who cannot sleep as he is tortured by a regret. You may be interested to know I can also be followed HERE on livejournal if that's your thing.

kaboom

narrative all over the place

we run, stop for breath, then run some more

lines lines lines

hello. all small and tall people. medium sized, also welcome

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One of the first to arrive in the post...